I’m married but I think marriage is stupid as a tradition and legal concept. Aside from the problematic origins and historical context of it, the legal aspects of a “civil union” where you can have actual shared accounts and file taxes jointly and such, those are things you can do as a corporation too. I think we should abolish all marriage and replace it with Corporate Partnerships, also this shouldn’t be limited to just one partner and it should also be allowed to buy and shell shares in stock for a marriage.

[This post is satire, I’m very high]