And stay tuned next for the next hard hitting article “Now that deaths from lung cancer are way down from the 1970s, is it time to rethink whether smoking is really that bad for you?”

We’re so fucked as species ya’ll. These people don’t just exist, they are paid to write this kind of garbage for the NEW YORK TIMES. Like seriously I would not be surprised if in 5-10 years we start seeing a new trend of “organic vaping” or some other stupid bullshit way of trying to bring back smoking.