- do you want to use google to sign in?
- do you want to add a passkey?
- do you want to add a 2FA token?
- we know you have 2FA but we've sent you an email instead
- this login attempt seems suspicious we've sent you a text about it
- can you click on these buses?
- you failed to click on the buses click on these bicycles instead
- should we save these details for next time?
- do you accept these trackers?
- you can opt out but we've decided it's legitimate interest anyway
- would you like to see a list of our 847 partners we share your data with?
- can we send you desktop notifications?
- can we access your location?
- do you want 10% off for signing up to the mailing list?
- do you want me to translate this page?
- hi I'm your friendly chatbot how can I help?
- oh no you can't buy this, reach out to us for a quote!
- do you want—

I'm tired boss

@lichendust

@lichendust "It looks like you are using an ad-blo-" CLICK

@lichendust

@gemlog @lichendust 😂 Did you know there is a whole movie on this theme? https://youtu.be/APzmIH7cU8o?si=59EF1u1tZKZC-ImR

@gemlog @lichendust no it's not a joke. It's a Dutch movie.

@gemlog @lichendust https://npo.nl/start/video/ik-ben-geen-robot_1/meer-informatie?at_campaign=npostart_player&at_channel=npostart&at_creation=share-link&at_detail_placement=1:mm066ndp:23491dce677f47c1abd78f24b0115e45&at_format=share_button;;0_0&at_general_placement=video;;meer-informatie;ik-ben-geen-robot_1&at_medium=display&at_variant=organic
I hope it works also abroad?

@Antke @gemlog @lichendust

No Captcha, but … similiar …

My bloody attempt of a translation:

This item can not be played / try again / back

Edit: Found it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VrLQXR7mKU

@RA_Negm @gemlog @lichendust your translation is all right I'm afraid. Also I just watched it again and it has no subtitles..You will have to google it yourself. I am sure you can find one with subtitles but perhaps not for free.

@Antke @gemlog @lichendust The New Yorker has it w/ English subtitles. (Even being a Colonian, I would not understand it otherwise.)

https://youtu.be/4VrLQXR7mKU?si=qMpk-SHvOUTwTqa5

Passkey is its own bag of squid. The amount of hype over it reinforces the idea that it's just crap. 😉